HOW DID YOU JOIN THE GROUP?
No idea. I was just drunk once and woke up in the group.
WHAT IS YOUR TRADEMARK?
Trying to miss Jim's speech at every PROGRESS show and always failing because it's 1000 hours long.
FAVOURITE PROMOTION?
The huge promotion I got that made me the richest man on Earth.
FUNNIEST NERD MOMENT?
Anything Mat Carlson does on the progress Facebook group.
WHO WOULD YOU ADD TO THE GROUP?
Mark Noble
FAVOURITE VENUE?
Electric Ballroom, but only because of it being in such close vicinity of Made in Brasil (my favourite Portuguese bar)
WHAT RULE WOULD YOU ADD TO THE SHOT ROUND?
Whoever loses, Pete has to pay.
CREATE THE PERFECT NERD GROUP MEMBER...
Mike's optimism, James' ability to walk up stairs, Jake's knowledge, Mat Carlson's abs.
WHO WOULD WIN THE NERD GROUP RUMBLE AND HOW?
The commentators would talk up Dom and how hard he is to eliminate because he's so tall, but we'd all team up and throw him out early. James would fall asleep right at the end. Pete would get distracted by a reddit notification and get thrown out by his best friend/rival Mike the chant police, who would then stand haughtily while giving the crowd the thumbs down. Then cowardly little rat bastard Ross Casey would tip him over and cry thinking he'd won. But then, last minute Shafi sneaks out of the crowd where he'd been berating someone for the last 30 minutes to break Ross' heart as usual.
HOPES AND FEARS FOR NERD GROUP 2020?
Hopes? I just want an easy life. Fears? Jim Smallman leaving progress is a work.
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