HOW DID YOU JOIN THE GROUP?
I didn't join the group, I AM the group. However I am not a nerd and I detest that term.
I am the champion of cynicism, the personification of perfection, so good looking I caused Hugh G's Rection. So infamous I'm known by only one name, after getting robbed by Jeff Jarrett I was never the same.
But you can call me Shafi.
WHAT IS YOUR TRADEMARK?
Sex appeal. Modesty. Self delusion.
FAVOURITE PROMOTION?
NXT. It is the only promotion I will never miss a PPV. Only having 4 a year is the perfect balance for my lifestyle. I have Ric Flair levels of commitment issues when it comes to watching weekly shows.
FUNNIEST NERD GROUP MOMENT?
James vs Stairs
WHO WOULD YOU ADD TO THE GROUP?
Anyone but Jeff Jarrett.
FAVOURITE VENUE?
I thought the Cooperbox was an excellent venue for NJPW a few weeks ago. I've never been to a wrestling show where the atmosphere has been that good and that includes sitting front row at Raw with a crowd twice as big.
WHAT RULE WOULD YOU ADD TO THE SHOT ROUND?
Whoever loses gives up alcohol for life. It's like reverse Russian roulette, if you lose you live longer.
CREATE THE PERFECT NERD MEMBER
Dom's nightbus game, Robin's love of Ryback, James' tight lycra swim shorts.
WHO WINS THE NERD RUMBLE AND HOW?
It has to be Dom. I have listened to enough commentators to know that it is impossible to eliminate a giant.
HOPES AND FEARS FOR NERD GROUP 2020?
Hope - a London promotion gets as hot as PROGRESS was a couple of years ago and we can all enjoy it together.
Fear - PROGRESS dies and the only way for us to relive the glory days is by attending the Asian Wedding Convention at Alexandra Palace.
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