HOW DID YOU JOIN THE GROUP?
Like most of my experiences with Progress Wrestling shows, I don’t really remember the second half of this story. I think I may have been at my second or third Progress show at the ballroom, flying solo. The previous month I witnessed Mike get someone banned for life, and thought I’d better stay on these lads’ good side. So next month when I was standing in their vicinity I invited myself in to the family. I think this was an unofficial membership though, until we shared a game of The Crystal Maze in The World’s End, post show. WHAT IS YOUR TRADEMARK?
I’m Dom Van Dam. I enjoy the occasional half... FAVOURITE PROMOTION?
I love all wrestling, watch everything. The actual answer is PROGRESS, but just at the moment I really look forward to the ATTACK PRO live Dome shows more than anything else. FUNNIEST NERD MOMENT?
Shafi and Rob are Low-Ki the funniest blokes you’ll ever come across in a group chat sitch. In person, there must be loads but one that comes to mind was a night out after a progress Show with JCH, Jimmy Havoc and Trent Seven. Havoc got kicked out of the pub where we were having a lock in and JCH happened to be outside having a sneaky ciggy. As Havoc is being manhandled by the bouncer he yells to James, “Get Ben!” (Meaning Seven) To which Harris takes a drag on his durry and replies, “Who’s Ben?” #kayfabe WHO WOULD YOU ADD TO THE GROUP?
I think I invited half the lads here already. FAVOURITE VENUE?
The Ballroom, just because of the pilgrimage and game day routine. Honourable mention to the Victoria Warehouse in Manchester. That was sick too. CREATE A NEW RULE FOR THE SHOT ROUND...
What about, at the start of the match you have to have a full pint. If anyone has not finished their pint when the final bell rings they also have to buy themselves a forfeit shot. CREATE THE PERFECT NERD GROUP MEMBER...
Carlson’s appearance Brummitt’s intelligence Connolly’s dick WHO WOULD WIN THE NERD RUMBLE AND HOW?
A miscommunication between The Wezz boys leads to Lee being eliminated. Top babyface Sam is left with the villainous Hitchcock brothers. He manages to dump Pete, but as Lee reappears Sam is distracted which leads to an Elimination and victory for the head of the “Conservative Party,” Alex P Hitchcock. HOPES AND FEARS FOR NERD GROUP 2020?
Hopes: 10000 twitter followers so we can get a Pro Wrestling Tees store. Fears: They won’t stock a 3XL
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