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HAZY MEMORIES: PROGRESS CHAPTER 83

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It's our first hazy memories piece of 2019!!! Check out our Instagram story of the show here...


ROSS: Alright lads? fancy doing a hazy memories?


JAMES: It will be very hazy


ROSS: Same! What they put in that jager? Dom give us a shout if you are up for it later!


DOM: Maybe. Got table tennis but sometimes between games I’m free. I was probably the Siberian one of the group for the first time ever I think. Soberish.


ROSS: Gonna call you the siberian from now on i reckon


DOM: God damn it


ROSS: What time does table tennis finish?


DOM: Not til late


ROSS: Ah balls. James you wanna have a go now and dom can chip in when he can? I got to the ballroom in time to see the pre-show where Sid Scala lost to Brian Kendrick and Jay White. They had nice jackets and had the 1975 as their theme, so i liked them. What were you guys doing?


DOM: I was finishing an empire burger at the spoons and trying to defend the NXT UK Takeover main event. I’m now a Coffey drinker!




ROSS: With you on that one, Dom. Loved that match. You guys all got to the ballroom and noticed that Drake has been dropped, which you took well...


DOM: Yeah it’s not really the same for me


JAMES: I swear Drake was dropped about 5 months ago


DOM: What if I ever need a reminder to myself to wear every single chain even when I’m in the house.


JAMES: Play it on your journey in?


ROSS: You can borrow Jody Fleisch's. So we got a pretty mega opener in dragunov v thatcher. Assuming ilja had to be on the factory line?


JAMES: Thanks to Mike we have discovered the back road and can get from the Mixer to Spoons in 45 seconds. Instead of the 20 mins up Camden High St. Yeah I reckon He had to get home.


ROSS: I thought it was a very solid match, but the crowd were pretty dead for it

apart from us obviously, we were mint.


JAMES: Yeah. The ballroom crowd in general recently has been a bit quiet I think

picked up second half. I liked the match a lot. Thatcher's face during wrestling is amazing


DOM: It normally does though


JAMES: And Ilya screams star to me


ROSS: Dragunov got the win - is he going to be built as a contender?


DOM: Hard hitting match. I think he’ll go to the finals of SSS16


ROSS: Well he's been signed now so he may just head off?


DOM: I’m warming to the lemon Ruski but I’m still only Luke warm.


ROSS: Yeah, but if thats the case surely thatcher would have won?


DOM: Also, when is this ballroom crowd going to get behind “ohhh Timmy Timmy!” It’s just a God damn popularity contest with you kids...


ROSS: Thatch of the day was a great shout, James


JAMES: That's one for Thatch of the Day. Haha.




ROSS: Next up we got Nina v Laura


JAMES: Which brought about it the regular discussion on the fantasticness of Fleet Service Station. Everytime Nina turns up!


ROSS: I had laura to win here, but i think building Nina makes sense as she won't be main eventing NXT UK any time soon. Hopefully gets some buzz with a run in PROGRESS.


DOM: Is her theme music the one that sounds like No Doubt James?


JAMES: It may well have been. Someone definitely had it.


ROSS: Even with Jinny interference, Laura lost. interesting where they go from here. Probably slagging someone else off for being unfashionable...


JAMES: I like Nina with her height she has some good power moves. I expect to see Nina v Jinny next now she's gone through LDM.




ROSS: Yeah, i think she's improving a lot. Next was haskins and dennis v DNR. I think this was my match of the night - man i love haskins.


JAMES: This was a great match.


ROSS: I love a ballroom brawl,


JAMES: Haskins on fire. Dennis getting prosecco boarded. Drew with that mad leap from the entrance. Dennis with the crucifix bomb into the chairs. Vicky and the barbwire bat.


ROSS: Top stuff - especially when you can use the mirror on the wall to see the action. Haskins stayed a bit at the end, I hope that's not his final show.


JAMES: I was not a fan of the pin on Dennis. That bloke has cost me 4 points and 4 shots in 8 days. We're supposed to be fellow countrymen


ROSS: Haha, thats savage!


JAMES: Yeah. I hope Haskins sticks around. He's great.


ROSS: The match was so good you forgot we even did a shot round!


JAMES: Oh yeah. Was well pleased when someone reminded me I'd lost...




ROSS: Then we ended half one with Fleisch v Angelico. This was fantastic

and for someone with an 0-2 record, boy is Jody over!


JAMES: Jody was proper over. Fleisch. Aaaaahhhhhhh. Jody from the Block. He's not forgotten any flips that he got. he's still. he's still... Jody Jody Jody Jody.


ROSS: 3 chants! That is class.


JAMES: Yeah. That was very fun.


ROSS: I like that Fleisch constantly calls to the crowd to get behind him.


JAMES: I love that he's here. I would love to see Storm as well. Guys I heard about on the radio 15 years ago. Getting to see them regularly is awesome.


ROSS: Yeah it is, they still got it. Angelico's entrance is sick too. Didn't expect the flippy match to end in a submission! Looked good that finisher.


JAMES: Yeah I miss Bangerang




ROSS: Then it was to the mixer for a Wezz bros inspired G&T. And a q&a with Dom for instagram


JAMES: I spoke to a band techie about American Football for the whole time


ROSS: I was gonna ask who that dude was, he had a great beard. An actual wizard.


JAMES: He's worked on the last 11 super bowl half time shows. Said this is the first one he's missing as he's on a 8 month tour with a band I've forgotten. Nice dude and as you say world class beard.


ROSS: Also shoutout to Mike for going ballistic for the spurs winner on his own!


JAMES: I was hoping they'd draw would have cut down on the Last Man Standing admin.




ROSS: Then back to the ballroom... you spoke to Drew and bought his merch. Nice bloke?


JAMES: Oh yeah. He was an absolute diamond. What a lovely guy. Was explaining to him about the Unboxing merch lottery he won and discussed how I was leading the auction for his Jeans.


ROSS: What a fella, any luck finding out what the shirt says?


JAMES: No. I'm not sure what it says. Hopefully nothing offensive. I like the design.


DOM: Drew Parker is my wrestling find of the last year. Big fan of that guy. But I also love a deathmatch. Also what’s amazing is the jean auction is for charity too.




ROSS: We kicked off the second half with DNR v Aussie Open. I don't remember all that much about this match as the cider, gin and jager kicked in. I know aussies won which i was delighted with as i was on a three match losing streak in the pick'ems. Now he's not a face... we hate Bill Eaver to The Monkees was a highlight though. That's money.


DOM: Mambo’s new look is sick.


JAMES: I remember losing another shot round


Now he's not a Face

We hate Bill Eaver

Hahaha

Brilliant


DOM: That is money. Probably could get rid of the C Bombs though...


ROSS: We'll work it out. Did you see mambo tweeted that sebastien cut his hair? HEAT.


JAMES: That is great from Charles Mambo Esquire.


ROSS: Anything stand out from the match guys? I'm very hazy on it


JAMES: Finish was a fidget spinner. Oh Mambo kept choking I want to say Kyle with like a band type thing. And everytime Roberts took it off him he had another one.


DOM: I thought Davis was going to kill Eaver when he nearly dropped him from the set up to close your eyes.


ROSS: I love that ref is autocorrected to roberts now,


DOM: Kyle is hencher than ever too.


JAMES: Davis and Fletcher number 1 contenders. They're both in great nick.




ROSS: Rematch with swords - should be awesome. Then we got irie v ridgeway. I really rate Irie

and i am buying into ridgeway now after that banger he had in rev pro.


JAMES: Yeah. He is good. Ridgeway is doing well. I've always enjoyed his work and now I know him better I'm getting more into him.


ROSS: Not dissimilar to the thatcher match this one.


JAMES: I don't like Riddy as a name. Too close to Rids. Like the Thatchers Gold chant you had. That was excellent if it wasn't the Bro's song Stop reminding me I Don't get to see Rids all the time!


ROSS: Ridgeway has now won 3 in a row in PROGRESS and he called out WALTER. Assuming that's our main next month?


JAMES: That would be fun. I'll take that...


DOM: Remember when Irie wasn’t breaking after 5 because “he didn’t speak English?”


ROSS: Oh yeah! That was brilliant. You are siberian - remembering everything.


DOM: Any chance Walter drops him in about 2 minutes? Ridgeway I mean

And he goes on like a samurai journey eventually winning SSS16 and taking the title later this year?


ROSS: Defo a chance. Banks v Ridgeway final?


DOM: Completely fantasy booking now but I’d also have him come close in a tag match but still not get the win. Ilja vs ridgeway for me. But I don’t follow wwe contracts etc like you do.


JAMES: OJMO vs Parker for me!




ROSS: Then we got the main event, Swords of essex create this incredible atmosphere, they are stars.


JAMES: Man I love Billy O. And Robbo to be fair.


ROSS: Proper horrible aren't they? This was a blast and it flew by!


JAMES: Are they? Loveable rogues aren't they!


ROSS: Did you hear the promo on lykos?


JAMES: Maybe....I may have run to the bathroom after the match.


ROSS: Basically saying they ended lykos again etc. Can't remember specifics.


JAMES: The Bastards. I knew they would.


ROSS: Yeah so this was great - just a shame brooks got knocked out and lykos dislocated his shoulder, a very solemn end.


JAMES: Yeah. Sad times. Poor bloke.




ROSS: Then you fought tooth and nail not to go to the black heart.


JAMES: Yeah I wanted to go to Bellushis for the NFL.


ROSS: You got there in time after another bloody shot.


JAMES: At least I didn't have to buy that one. At last,


ROSS: Bellushis was a laugh. You turned in pretty early.


JAMES: Yeah I was dead. I had to go...


ROSS: I sent myself home too - probably later than i should have.


JAMES: Dom was off even before me.


ROSS: We got Mike a date and ate lots of chicken wings though. Good work. She's from Jacksonville, pretty sure i made a terrible AEW joke to her - bombed obviously.


JAMES: Hahaha. Brilliant. Yes I vaguely remember talking to her before leaving.


ROSS: My mate pete arrived for a few beers too which was good


JAMES: Oh yeah. I remember Pete arriving. I think about when I left. Haha


ROSS: I can't imagine we were much company at that point, can imagine being sober around us was a chore. Hey ho, thats bloody PROGRESS. Another top night with the nerds.


JAMES: Yeah. Good fun.


ROSS: If chapter 83 was an NFL team who would it be, James?


JAMES: Hmmm....that's a hard one. Washington Redskins. Really. Good start to season. I can't remember much of the second half of their season and a really sad injury.


ROSS: Fantastic, cheers for the catch up lads


JAMES: Sorry. Was not much use!


ROSS: I can't remember walking home or getting into bed but i woke up to go to work, so all is well. Looking forward to more hazy memories at WXW this weekend!


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